[Voice]

[grapeeater]

[There's the sound of smashing things, before a voice is heard.]

What kind of - I know I didn't eat something like that, it doesn't exist here. Why would I change like this?! I don't understand!

I look like him before he - hey! Isamu, give that ba - don't give it to Yuudai, that's not fair!

[There's the sound of a Lucario and a Greninja as the Pokegear is apparently tossed back and forth between them to escape their rampaging trainer, until there's a loud clonk sound and the sound of something heavy hitting the ground, followed by silence.]

[Then a Lucario's voice speaks up, though... only in Poke-speech.]

Our trainer woke up like this... he looks a little bit like a Chesnaught, but that's impossible, isn't it? I don't think we can keep him knocked out for long... we would like to request help, if anyone can assist us. We may be able to drag him outside if a few more from our team help, but past that... I don't know.

[Finally, the Pokegear clicks off.]

Comments

[grapeeater]

We're trying to get him out there. He's pretty heavy like this.

[friendyousohard]

Hmmm... we aren't nearby you or I'd offer some assistance. Can you perhaps call for an ambulance?

[grapeeater]

I don't think that'll work. But we should be able to get him out... somehow.

[friendyousohard]

That's not entirely reassuring, but I suppose I'll have to take your word for it.

... I don't suppose any of you know Wake-Up Slap?

[grapeeater]

We just have to get him out the door and then we can push him better! But Setsuko is too big to really fit in here...

I don't think so.

[friendyousohard]

Pity. Oh well, I think I'm about out of suggestions, I'm afraid...

[grapeeater]

It's okay! We appreciate the concern anyway!

[friendyousohard]

Best of luck. Hopefully he'll be a bit less panicked when he awakens.