[Voice]

[grapeeater]

[There's the sound of smashing things, before a voice is heard.]

What kind of - I know I didn't eat something like that, it doesn't exist here. Why would I change like this?! I don't understand!

I look like him before he - hey! Isamu, give that ba - don't give it to Yuudai, that's not fair!

[There's the sound of a Lucario and a Greninja as the Pokegear is apparently tossed back and forth between them to escape their rampaging trainer, until there's a loud clonk sound and the sound of something heavy hitting the ground, followed by silence.]

[Then a Lucario's voice speaks up, though... only in Poke-speech.]

Our trainer woke up like this... he looks a little bit like a Chesnaught, but that's impossible, isn't it? I don't think we can keep him knocked out for long... we would like to request help, if anyone can assist us. We may be able to drag him outside if a few more from our team help, but past that... I don't know.

[Finally, the Pokegear clicks off.]

Comments

[friendyousohard]

[The face of an Alakazam flashes onto the gear.]

You are about to have a difficult time. Something similar happened to my trainer after an encounter with something... truly bizarre.

She is not adapting well.

[grapeeater]

He's not doing well either! He started screaming about some monster from his world... I don't know what to do.

[friendyousohard]

Clearly there was a creature from his world that resembled a hybrid of human and Chesnaught. The first thing to do is convince him that he has not turned into one of whatever those is. Then he can begin adapting to the reality.

Bizarre as our current situation is.

[grapeeater]

We're trying... he knocked himself out, though. We're doing what we can to get him to a Pokemon Center. They should be able to help, right?

[friendyousohard]

Panic. Terrific. Yes, they're probably your best choice though I can tell you already they can't reverse it. Can any of you carry him or are you trying to drag him?

[grapeeater]

We're trying to get him out there. He's pretty heavy like this.

[friendyousohard]

Hmmm... we aren't nearby you or I'd offer some assistance. Can you perhaps call for an ambulance?

[grapeeater]

I don't think that'll work. But we should be able to get him out... somehow.

[friendyousohard]

That's not entirely reassuring, but I suppose I'll have to take your word for it.

... I don't suppose any of you know Wake-Up Slap?

[grapeeater]

We just have to get him out the door and then we can push him better! But Setsuko is too big to really fit in here...

I don't think so.

[friendyousohard]

Pity. Oh well, I think I'm about out of suggestions, I'm afraid...

[grapeeater]

It's okay! We appreciate the concern anyway!

[friendyousohard]

Best of luck. Hopefully he'll be a bit less panicked when he awakens.